Dating filthy women
A: So women know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
Female Viagra has been around for years......it's called money! A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with Q: What is love? Q: What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator? Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. A: Grilled cheese Q: What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A: She had to buy a duet yourself kit Q: Whats another meaning for a women?
" Q: Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner? Q: What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. A: They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out. A: One rolls on its back for peanuts and the other one lives in a zoo. Q: How can you tell when a women is having a bad day? Q: How many men does it take to fix a vacuum cleaner?
Q: What's the most common sleeping position of a woman?
A: Finger puppet Q: What do girls and noodles have in common?
A: The internet, Telephone, Tell a woman Q: What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can't?
Q: What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).